So a bunch of people in my office started this super duper top secret email alias. The exclusivity of this alias makes Fight Club look like Sams club. Its really redonk. So needless to say I want to get on this list. The gatekeeper is this guy who is hungry with power. if he were a college bouncer he would tell you to wait on line then when you got to the front tell you you cant come in because youre wearing a t-shirt. So i try to appeal to the other people on the alias and they are giving me the run-around about secret ballots! When did I walk into the movie Sculls?? And where the F is Paul Walker and Pacey!? Its completely absurd. They are putting me up for a vote as I am writing this! I feel like once i finally get in it will be like that movie “the lottery” and ill have to get up in front of everyone while they pelt me with office supplies……
