I work for a company that want “share holder value” increased.
Freak, no I have to make more money for a league of fantasticly fat morons who probably got their money from an inheritance!
I have started a list of hated phrases during meetings to pass the hour that management just sucked out of my life.
First one: syncronize-what does that even mean…were we ever in sync?
NExt one: “at the end of the day”-yes, please tell me when that will arrive so I can pissed drunk and forget about this crap!
ANother: “return on investment”-what investment. I think I was the only moron to take this job and I was probably the cheapest idiot to accept this position.
Last one (I think): “think globally”-this is one of my favorites. WTF. I’m at the bottom of the pond how will I apply to think globally? Are managers that far off that they don’t think about this stuff…
I will contribute something significant when the company contributes something significant to me, finanacially or other wise. I’m tired of making money for a company that doesn’t inspire me and an executive team that from what I can see should never be allowed to procriate…ever.
In the mean time, I’ll stay dilusional during work and apply my best to forgeting I ever started working for this company.
Here’s to the rich, whom we continue to help get richer…bastards!