Today I took a big shit in the office restroom. This BabyRuth was one to rule them all. It was nasty and disgusting. So disgusting in fact that I was unable to sit back and relax after nearly blowing my colon out of my ass. Well anyways, sometime later in the day my asshole was getting sweaty, and nobody likes a sweaty shit asshole. So when I returned to the bathroom I found that my huge shit mess had STILL NOT BEEN CLEANED UP! Our lazy ass janitor, Javier, had still not cleaned up my shit! WTF? Some people deserve to be fired.
