I’m surrounded by honeys and I can’t do a fucking thing about it!!!
I mean, okay, I’m this isn’t a harem and the lovely ladies in this call center aren’t concubines, but come on. How am I supposed to concentrate on what some old foreign guy bitching about a hose alarm at his gas station when the hot blonde in front of me is bending over, showing he Double d’s in a tank top?? HR be damned…when my money is right again, I’m hitting that.