Oh, no, I love it when you want to help me out. Love it. I love it even more when it is an command sponsored volunteer activity–since you are then helping me look good for my bosses, helps you get some good volunteer time, and we both get to help the community. And you know what I really love? When you don’t show up for two weeks in a row. Love it! I love getting a call on Friday night asking where the volunteer is and me having to drive a half an hour to fill in for you. Love it. Oh. Wait. I don’t. I hate you.