Ways to Survive a Crap Job

Ways to Survive a Crap Job

1/have plenty of prozac on hand
2/stock plenty of happy drinks.aka ahcohol
that will get u threw the day. verry important
3/call a hooker and have them come to your
workplace so u can get some action/
4/party your ass off

5/crank up some good tunes and just
party and ignore your asswipe bosses
6/get plasterd/
7/sit back watch some dvds play video
games
8/surf the internet
9/ tell nasty jokes and if you work were you have
access to a public address system you  sure will get

a hell of a lot of laighs

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