I have now been issued a cell phone so that I can answer phone calls whenever I step out of the office. This includes answering phone calls when I am sitting on the toilet in the restroom. I am now trying to figure out how this is going to work. I am imagining a conversation going something like this.
Me: Hello. How may I help you?
Customer: I have a serious problem. Here is my life’s story.
Me: I’m sorry, I’m in the bathroom right now and I can’t help you. Can you call back in a half hour?
Customer: What are you doing in the bathroom.
Me: I am defecating