Ways to Survive a Shit Job 2

Ways to Survive a Shit Job 2

1/call in sick everyday. they say you can get
fired for repeated sickness. just make up
a diffrent illnesss eveyday and u should be covered
2/tell them u cant make it your getting laid but
your clone will be there as soon as possible
3/if u end up going off on a abnoxiuos customer
you can cover up by saying my asshole boss
has me hooked up to a machine and it
controls your thoghts and your words.
4/make rumours about your boss .
5/ if the boss says you dont
follow direction say hey i have
no fucking direction then say oh yeah
i have direction its called
fuckingnowere
6/mess with the company computer
and give yourself a big raise
$1000000000000000000. an hour
a long long long vaction
all holidays off
work when u please
and if the bosses dont like it
tell them to blow u.