I work in an office with a bunch of idiots and a director who makes me want to stick needles in my eyeballs. It doesn’t matter what I do it is never good enough, because I don’t kiss ass like half the other people on my team. Sometimes I think about ways to break my ankle just so it means I can be off sick for a while. Mind numbing marketing job that is completely pointless and all I do is work hard so other people can make loads of money and I get the shit end of the stick. Yep. Shit. End. Of. The. Stick.
I’ve spoken out a few times in an effort to improve the working environment but instead I’m seen as a whistleblower and a troublemaker so now I keep my mouth shut and become numb from boredom, I can honestly say I’m losing intellectual ability from the waste of time which is my job. People I work with are unfriendly and it is a complete fart pit… I think I will just eat stinky beans and fart all week to irritate those around me.
Any tips to irritate the hell out of colleagues would be greatly appreciated.