I worked for a security company that couldn’t put a f@@% together in a brothel. No direction,
most addresses and customer names were wrong. So I do the best I can with the broke down un-
marked truck and the keys and alarm panel codes that don’t work or are missing and they fire
me because I couldn’t find the addresses that they fudged up on the list they gave me. Oh, the
account name was wrong too BTW. I’m happy though because now that the work horse is gone they
are fucked. The two mules that remain can’t drive for more than a month without crashing into
something. heheheh.