Don’t Walk Away From Me!

I get in 15-minutes early. The boss starts telling me about some of what we have to do today. He stops talking, so I say “okay” and go to put my jacket down.

He says “don’t walk away from me!” Then repeats the same thing he had just told me.

“Okay sorry boss…”

Twenty minutes into the day I start working on a project and ask him if he’s ready for something. He says: “Why are you rushing me, first you walk away from me now you’re rushing me!”

I wish I could tell him to shut the fuck up.