1 Ton Walking Shit Machine

1 Ton Walking Shit Machine

I work in cow shit all day long in the bitter cold for 7.45 an hour?!!
My boss is a dick who hasn’t been laid in like 20 years because his wife hates him. He runs around all day wasting his time trying to figure out what to do next. I mostly just milk cows, but i do other things as well. There’s nothing like going to work at 4AM just so the cows can shit on me at kick at me because the heifers are pricks. In 20 degrees below zero!! Ugh I need a new job. On the bright side (if there is one) is that this is just a job, not a career. So, I won’t be here forever. Well, see ya later I have to go extract your breakfast liquid from a 1 ton walking shit machine.

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