1/arive verry verry late and if the boss gets on
you tell them that you have been 86 from realiilty
2/leave verry verry early and if the boss stops u
say your spouse is horney and needs a good ride.
3/if customers bitch tell them im sorry but
do to the low help high stress of the job
and taking shit from assholes like you
i just dont give a 5 minute fuck anymore
6/anyone that gives you additude say hey
i have a suloution what dont you go somewere
and have yourself a nice self intimaite moment
witch would be a polite way of saying
go fuck yourself
4/get flat ass plasterd and party till
u passout!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
