It’s funny how directors can give themselves promotions, but the people that actually bring in all the money — working for dreadful clients — can’t even get the most basic raise.
It’s funny how our bonus is derailed because of a technicality, and yet the directors will still get handsome dividends. I suspect this was always the plan. No bonus means dollars to drive up the profit. More money for their trotters in the trough.
It’s funny how the job adverts say that people are the most important thing, and then they stick you with a terrible client that drives you two nervous breakdowns. Sure, they give you a bit of time off… and then back to the wheel with the same crazy client.
It’s funny how they keep saying they’ll give training to anybody who will listen…