What a Bitch
I come in and wear the costume, it was a huge fur suit, a huge furry head, and hooves for my hands and feet. It was also ridiculously hot, and the store was packed with people due to the sale.
Junior Supervisor Witch
Insubordinate, Disorganized, Chatty, Lazy, Witch gets the junior supervisor position because when she was hired, she was willing to take more hours than other workers in department could do at the time
Comb Over Fuck Up
What’s worse than coming to work and seeing a Dilbert comic posted in your cubicle with the name of the character covered in white-out with my name replacing it. Hilarious.
Restaurants Suck
Working in restaurants flat out sucks. If you do not play a daily game of grab ass with the management or try to jerk them off in some way, like giving them bro-handshakes/bro-hugs
Fat Sweaty Betty
Her cube reeks of her smell. Honestly, it smells like something you don’t even want me to type about. Just use your imagination and you will be gagging.
This Has Been Place
I’m out of here and looking for PT work now so I can concentrate on my own grad school plans and leave both of these losers in the past. At least I still have my dignity, even if I’m not climbing the ladder at this has-been place.
Technical Service Rep
Let’s see. If there was ever a job that made you realize how fucking dumb the human race is, it’s customer service of any type. the next time I say press the select button and a customer says “press the power button??” I’m going to fucking rip my phone out of the cubicle and slam it on the fucking ground…. not to mention… when a fucking customer calls me an idiot and says that I don’t know how to do
911 Dispatcher
You think your job is bad? Try working at a 911 call center. We dispatch police and fire — ostensibly to help people.. but the place is a SNAKE PIT. We are the ones that need help. Management is a bunch of IDIOTS. They cater to the new people – AWOL? its okay.. you needed the weekend off. Don’t show up or call? Its okay, you can come in to work 7 hours LATE… but its alright. Probably because
Console Operator
Console operator what a shit boring job. Beep Beep another pump needs to be authorized. I stand behind a bloody counter for 6 hours a day doing the same shit different day over & over. Customers always in a hurry, rude inconsiderate and think you’re stupid just because your a console operator. People always complaining about the fuel prices when you have no control over it I wish they would just shut up & piss off if you dont want
Kings Island Heat
So, it was 95 degrees out before 10am, and I was in for another hellish day working at the amusement part. Normally it wasn’t all that bad, but the supervisor on duty that day was extremely pushy and annoying, and to make things worse, apparently the head of the company that owns the park was touring sometime during the week. Now, the supervisors have this morning routine, that’s supposed to start with making sure our water coolers are filled, so