10 Dollars an Hour
I make my 10 dollars an hour. And if I miss an hour, I make 20 the next hour… by cleaning your coffee pot… and taking out your trash, while answering the phones, greeting the customers, sitting on my knees for hours while filing, making your copies, bringing you this, bringing you that, running around because you’re too busy and too important to even think about going to the mall every month to get the ’employee of the month’ plaque