Ways to Survive a Crap Job 4

Ways to Survive a Crap Job 4

1/host a p.a karokee party. and sing the songs the way they
were ment to be sung. if people hear you cussing. who gives
a shit
2/sneak in to the managers office and hide the phone and
t p the office
3/become a possitute /pimp/ for the place you
work at. imagenne all the money u can make
4/ drive a few motercycles threw the buliding
and knock the shit out of everything
5/moon your boss
6/flip off your boss
7/tie your boss up to a office chair with wheels
and push the boss out the door and yell as loud as
you can hey you asshole this place is now under
new management
so fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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