Pawn Shop

Pawn Shop

I work at a pawn shop. Enough said right there. But this must be the most thankless job on the planet.  Most of the people I have to assist are drunken ass bums, ignorant crackheads, bosnians, and asians. And the majority of them smell like hot garbage and/or smelly fat people sex. Usually when I give someone a loan, it wasn’t enough and I’m the reason why their life sucks and apparently why they can’t get jobs or budget their money.  I also get about 200 to 250 calls a day from phone shoppers and shit bags wondering what their item is worth without me even seeing it.  SOCIETY IS FILLED WITH WINDOW LICKING RETARDS. And the last thing is, my owners are cheap skate coke heads who like getting head behind bar dumpsters. SNARF! SNARF!

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