My Job Sucks! A Collection of Rants About Work

Do you find yourself saying "I really hate my job"? You could say your job sucks, perhaps? Can't take it anymore? Maybe your coworkers are so ricdiculous it's funny? Bring it on! Read rants from frustrated workers and the official worldwide union of job haters. Whether you had a bad day or every day is a bad day, we'd like to hear about it. You won't even be charged for this career therapy session. What's your story?

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I Am a Sucker

i am a sucker. i had a wonderful job in another city, and moved back home because my parents got sick. i took a job at the same place that my fathers work to help take the load off of him after he had a triple by-pass. Even though i cut my pay in half, i did this set an example for this company. it was on the verge of closing, and had no direction. For years i have given

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Shipping Department A Hole

Why are all shipping departments breeding grounds for the mentally perverted or criminally insane? I feel like I have to gear up with kevlar, chain mail, and the Kentucky militia, just to ask this guy a simple question. When ever you are being civil with this guy, he BREATHS FIRE! (or spits while he talks) He’s always stomping around(literally)and making a racket. One of my coworkers was defecating in the bathroom, when this guy storms in and proceeds to sit

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Computer Roaches

I work in tech support; mostly on the hardware end of things. A customer brought their desktop for me to look at and I noticed that it was less than ideally clean. But whatever — that’s par for the course when you have the job that I have. So I’m sitting there listening intently to what the customer has to say until all of a sudden, 3 large roaches coming crawling out of the vents on the back of the

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Piss Off Your Coworkers

To Mind Numbing Marketing Job Here are some tried and true ways to piss off your asshole office workers. Wear lots of deodorant – you don’t even have to put it on your pits, just put it on your shirt. It will drive these folks insane. Old Spice is great sport is great. People love it or hate it and no one can ever fault someone for wearing too much deodorant; it shows perfect personal hygeine. Spend some quality time

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Change Your Life

Saying to yourself, you need to get a job to survive in this big bad mean evil world is like saying you need to stand on the side of the road and let someone use you , fuck you and then toss you out, throw some lettuce at you and send you on your way. Believe me, working (especially in a low paying position which is essentially slapping you in the face and using your precious time, basically insulting you

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Thought it Would be Easy

I got a job as a front end cashier. I thought it would be an easy and casual job. I did good in my interview and survived the boredom tolerance test orientation. I was wrong. We have to memorize random codes for vegetables and learn this computer system that has three screens (what ever happened to the old fashioned till, which is what I grew up on) and you have to know how to do about 23 three different things

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Thank You Work Sucks

Thank you “Work Sucks” for giving hard working people like me and others an outlet to yell cuss and fuss about. Before I would have been inside a maxium security prison if I had not googled your site.

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Ways to Survive a Crap Job 4

1/host a p.a karokee party. and sing the songs the way they were ment to be sung. if people hear you cussing. who gives a shit 2/sneak in to the managers office and hide the phone and t p the office 3/become a possitute /pimp/ for the place you work at. imagenne all the money u can make 4/ drive a few motercycles threw the buliding and knock the shit out of everything 5/moon your boss 6/flip off your boss

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Damn Scanner

Hi, I like to make a post so I can steam off my lousy temper. This has been going on for the last few months since the program launched. We are now doing for what we called paper less job, we now use a rf scanner using palm pilot . When we pick, we have to scan the products, then scan the location where we pulled the stock, then I have to enter the number of counts. and then we

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Bitch with a Capital B

Well…last year I worked at a movie theatre and I was a manager and the boss was a BITCH with a capital B. There was speculation that she was also a lesbian but whatever…anyhoo, she always pissed me off indirectly because she was fearful of me because I am a.) more educated than her and b.) wasn’t going to take her shit…I was not a high-schooler working in the box office or concessions but was someone who told her ass

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