Work Rants

Read rants from frustrated workers and people who hate their jobs. Whether you had a bad day or every day is a bad day, we'd like to hear about it. You won't even be charged for this career therapy session. Share your rant

Piss Off Your Coworkers

To Mind Numbing Marketing Job Here are some tried and true ways to piss off your asshole office workers. Wear lots of deodorant – you don’t even have to put it on your pits, just put it on your shirt. It will drive these folks insane. Old Spice is great sport is great. People love it or hate it and no one can ever fault someone for wearing too much deodorant; it shows perfect personal hygeine. Spend some quality time

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Change Your Life

Saying to yourself, you need to get a job to survive in this big bad mean evil world is like saying you need to stand on the side of the road and let someone use you , fuck you and then toss you out, throw some lettuce at you and send you on your way. Believe me, working (especially in a low paying position which is essentially slapping you in the face and using your precious time, basically insulting you

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Thought it Would be Easy

I got a job as a front end cashier. I thought it would be an easy and casual job. I did good in my interview and survived the boredom tolerance test orientation. I was wrong. We have to memorize random codes for vegetables and learn this computer system that has three screens (what ever happened to the old fashioned till, which is what I grew up on) and you have to know how to do about 23 three different things

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Thank You Work Sucks

Thank you “Work Sucks” for giving hard working people like me and others an outlet to yell cuss and fuss about. Before I would have been inside a maxium security prison if I had not googled your site.

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Ways to Survive a Crap Job

1/host a p.a karokee party. and sing the songs the way they were ment to be sung. if people hear you cussing. who gives a shit 2/sneak in to the managers office and hide the phone and t p the office 3/become a possitute /pimp/ for the place you work at. imagenne all the money u can make 4/ drive a few motercycles threw the buliding and knock the shit out of everything 5/moon your boss 6/flip off your boss

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Damn Scanner

Hi, I like to make a post so I can steam off my lousy temper. This has been going on for the last few months since the program launched. We are now doing for what we called paper less job, we now use a rf scanner using palm pilot . When we pick, we have to scan the products, then scan the location where we pulled the stock, then I have to enter the number of counts. and then we

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Bitch with a Capital B

Well…last year I worked at a movie theatre and I was a manager and the boss was a BITCH with a capital B. There was speculation that she was also a lesbian but whatever…anyhoo, she always pissed me off indirectly because she was fearful of me because I am a.) more educated than her and b.) wasn’t going to take her shit…I was not a high-schooler working in the box office or concessions but was someone who told her ass

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Security Company

I worked for a security company that couldn’t put a f@@% together in a brothel. No direction, most addresses and customer names were wrong. So I do the best I can with the broke down un- marked truck and the keys and alarm panel codes that don’t work or are missing and they fire me because I couldn’t find the addresses that they fudged up on the list they gave me. Oh, the account name was wrong too BTW. I’m

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Screw Customers

dealing with the public sucks people bitch and moan about every god blessed thing. and what makes it worse if u tell em off of course your ass is in deep shit. im not saying there all bad. some are nice but the majority of them just bitch bitch bitch and treat u like there shit bag. i hate dealling with the public it fucking sucks and im told to be happy i have a job. whats so fuckin happy

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Excessive Absenteeism

Excessive Absenteeism! Wow I was amazed by an horrible end of the year review that claimed I had exessive abesenteeism, even though I’m the ONLY full time worker at my department and one person who gets the work done. The rest of them dont do much of anything but complain and talk behind others backs. I was absent by the way because I fractured my hand – and had to have surgurey. I”ve worked for this place for 5 years,

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