My Job Sucks! A Collection of Rants About Work

Do you find yourself saying "I really hate my job"? You could say your job sucks, perhaps? Can't take it anymore? Maybe your coworkers are so ridiculous it's funny? Bring it on! Read rants from frustrated workers and the official worldwide union of job haters. Whether you had a bad day or every day is a bad day, we'd like to hear about it. You won't even be charged for this career therapy session. What's your story?

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2 of the Worst

I work in a small non profit with two of the worst senior managers I have ever had the misfortune to set eyes on. power hungry, micromanaging bitches both combined with a complete INABILITY TO MAKE DECISIONS. So I have ranting clients and a soaring caseload and SM is footling about on stuff they should bloody delegate to admin and finance. I despair I wake up every morning feeling sick about going into work. Somehow they retain the power (and

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Soul Sucking Job

You can never go back to prison once you have been set free. I worked at a soul sucking job for two decades selling my freedom and integrity for a paycheque and dealing with energy sucking vampire managers. My spouse was tired of my last manager, who was not only draining my energy, but draining his as well since I would always be in a state of either dreading to go to work or coming home in a bad mood.

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Harbinger of Death

Working in New York City is not an easy job to begin with. Try to work in a mom and pop jewelery store. Don’t get me wrong, I like the people I work with. However it is the manager that I just utterly hate. First of all the manager doesn’t no shit on how to work a computer. His only skills is checking his emails and talking on the phone about baseball events. Hello? What does that gotta do with

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The Worst Boss

First off, I have the worst boss! She knows nothing about my job position. When I came to this department, my position was left vacant for over a month so I was thrown in to try and play catch up. Pretty hard to do when you don’t know what you’re doing! Plus she just couldn’t seem to understand why I was having a hard time with the work load. Um, some proper training would be great!! Did I mention there

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Chronically Depressed Eeyore

There is this woman who sits directly behind me and she is the most irritating woman on the planet… she’s driving me insane!! She can probably read this, just like she reads everything else on my screen. Every other sentance out of her mouth is a whining complaint about her work, or an ‘Oh no’ or an ‘Ohhh god’ and when she isn’t making loud whining complaints she’s either sighing loudly, yawning as though she’s trying to break a record

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I Am a Sucker

i am a sucker. i had a wonderful job in another city, and moved back home because my parents got sick. i took a job at the same place that my fathers work to help take the load off of him after he had a triple by-pass. Even though i cut my pay in half, i did this set an example for this company. it was on the verge of closing, and had no direction. For years i have given

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Shipping Department A Hole

Why are all shipping departments breeding grounds for the mentally perverted or criminally insane? I feel like I have to gear up with kevlar, chain mail, and the Kentucky militia, just to ask this guy a simple question. When ever you are being civil with this guy, he BREATHS FIRE! (or spits while he talks) He’s always stomping around(literally)and making a racket. One of my coworkers was defecating in the bathroom, when this guy storms in and proceeds to sit

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Computer Roaches

I work in tech support; mostly on the hardware end of things. A customer brought their desktop for me to look at and I noticed that it was less than ideally clean. But whatever — that’s par for the course when you have the job that I have. So I’m sitting there listening intently to what the customer has to say until all of a sudden, 3 large roaches coming crawling out of the vents on the back of the

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Piss Off Your Coworkers

To Mind Numbing Marketing Job Here are some tried and true ways to piss off your asshole office workers. Wear lots of deodorant – you don’t even have to put it on your pits, just put it on your shirt. It will drive these folks insane. Old Spice is great sport is great. People love it or hate it and no one can ever fault someone for wearing too much deodorant; it shows perfect personal hygeine. Spend some quality time

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Change Your Life

Saying to yourself, you need to get a job to survive in this big bad mean evil world is like saying you need to stand on the side of the road and let someone use you , fuck you and then toss you out, throw some lettuce at you and send you on your way. Believe me, working (especially in a low paying position which is essentially slapping you in the face and using your precious time, basically insulting you

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