Mechanics Suck

Mechanics Suck

Mechanics suck.
I work for a mechanic.
I hate that I’m the office bitch.
I hate sitting in my office, all alone, with only the noise of loud drills to keep me company.
I hate that my office is filthy, because the mechanics are filthy.
I hate collection calls – I answer about a million a day.
I hate customers.
I hate the fact that I have to share a bathroom with customers.

I hate sloppy, disgusting customers who shit up the little bathroom, in my little office, and it’s all I can smell for hours.
I hate when people get pissed at me, when I tell them that their car is a piece of shit.
I hate the FLEET accounts that we have – and the assholes who run them.
I hate being spoken to like I’m a moron, just because I’m a woman.
Just because I’m a woman doesn’t mean I don’t know anything about cars. I probably know more than you.
I hate the fact that I get paid peanuts. I’m in charge of a whole entire office, don’t you think I should get paid a little bit more?
I hate filing. It sucks. If I could, I would burn all the files, just so I wouldn’t have to look at them.
I hate that I have to feel bad every time I want to take a day off, like I’m guilty of some crime.
I hate that some people can’t remember to pay our business’ bills, and they call me and scream at me.

I hate it all pretty much.
There’s a huge list.

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